i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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somehownatural:

Memorable Tumblr Puns 

Other Tumblr Compilations

 
 

riddle-my-hiddles:

8bit-ghost:

We’re all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share that same mark.

Bellybuttons.

if anyone wants me to explain what an ‘anticlimax’ is, i’ll show them this text post

(Source: luc-ienn)

 
 

theravenofwynter:

idislikecispeople:

littlesappho:

thechanelmuse:

25 Things You Had No Idea There Were Words For

OMG omg omg!!! I never knew that the word for that falling feeling existed. I so that all the time, that’s why I’m such a light sleeper. I jerk myself awake often.

Niblings: a gender-neutral term for nephews and nieces!

Lethologica, I had no idea this was a thing! I mean, i often have to play the Match game to come up with a word!

 
 

thatfunnyblog:

"why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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(Source: stockphotomodel)

 
 
  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
 
 

extraordinarymarielle:

jeffreydahmers-cookbook:

Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

the greatest post in internet history

"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"

(Source: kateoplis)

 
 

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

 
 

mokou:

if you follow me on tumblr and like my posts a lot i probably have fondly memorized your username and consider you a pal

(Source: foodstain)

 
 

wrrench:

YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN
YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY SEVENTEEN

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OH YEAH