yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend
I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite
I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:
I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course
I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours


Also:I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

confusedvantas:

major-trouble:

martainducreff:

thesilverwolf9:

boggartsaremyboggarts:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

And the ever appealling: I’m Not Planning on Killing Myself, I Just Need to Know How a Character Could Commit Suicide Whilst Making it Look Like a Murder

I recommend

I’m Not a Terrorist, I Just Need to Know How a Criminal Mastermind Would Properly Construct a Bomb

And my personal favourite

I Swear I’m Not Sick I Just Like Making Characters Suffer By Giving Them Deadly Diseases

And keep in mind:

I Am Not Looking to Buy a Firearm Myself, Just Want to Know How One Could Go About Obtaining One

And of course

I’m not a stalker I just am planning a surprise party for you so I need to know where your house is and which room is yours

Also:

I’m Not On Drugs I Don’t Know Someone On Drugs And I’m Not Looking To Buy Some I Just Need To Know How Someone Would Go About Getting Them And What The Effects Would Be

(Source: dumbfuckingnerds)

 
 

goldenswallowtail:

zombie-spiders:

royals-and-quotes:

Vintage Medieval Weddings Dresses

I love these so much

GIVE THEM TO ME

 
 

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

but-baby-thats-just-me:

cautiousgiraffe1:

naru-chaan:

livindavidaloki:

wallsoffragility:

thefuuuucomics:

you:

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omg

Reblogging because I did the thing.

oh

i think everyone did the thing

Omfg I did do the thing

me and my cousin were doing the thing and we just sorta hit our heads

 
 
 
 
fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

fluffixation:

pile-of-fail:

ivyinspace:

The perfect cuddling couch.

That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.

My idea of household heaven right here.

 
 

orange-plum:

happycontender:

they saw the chance

You’re forgetting the best one

(Source: karenhurley)

 
 

captainsart:

Here’s some tips, of course nothing professional, but things I’ve learned myself.

Hope it helps some of you guys. ovo

(Source: )

 
 

buffysummersofficial:

I die every time

(Source: sandandglass)

 
 

traipsingaroundthedaisies:

jambammer:

My grandmother asked me (she also asked my mom on the phone) if the reason I was sick yesterday was morning sickness

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I’m just sick??

My mom asked the same thing then told my grandparents who also asked

Fun, isn’t it?

 
 

unabletofindname:

teacherbach:

sociallychallengednerd:

why do people say chicken as a term for coward? Have you ever meet a chicken? Cause those things will fuck you up man

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