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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “N/A” Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”] ——- Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice. My retail voice is so bad. It’s ridiculously sweet and cheery. It makes me sick.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “N/A”

Bottom Text: “The Retail Voice”]

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Okay, we all do it. You know the one: higher, sweeter, more apologetic? The one where they can HEAR your smile? THAT’S the Retail Voice.

My retail voice is so bad. It’s ridiculously sweet and cheery. It makes me sick.

 
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    4. ptorydactyle reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
      tell myself that I don’t have one… But I do. It’s just not as bad as most other retail workers that I know.
    5. ravenclawwolf reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
      Oh shit. I’m not even...front lines, haven’t been there that long, and I already have
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    8. jambammer reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
      so bad. It’s ridiculously sweet...cheery. It makes me sick.
    9. dinglehoppersaplenty reblogged this from everinyourfavor and added:
      I DO IT ALL THE TIME AND ALL OF MY FRIENDS MAKE FUN OF ME FOR IT.
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      ASDFGHAKDHSD MY RADISSON VOICE!
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      No comment necessary.
    23. cthuluvillage reblogged this from joseethefirst and added:
      The patronizing voice. Ooooooooooooh yes.
    24. joseethefirst reblogged this from getthesaltnburn and added:
      LOL, not just in retail! It’s well used in the museums as well!
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    26. tomigiru reblogged this from getthesaltnburn and added:
      My mother on the phone for Costumer Service It’s slightly terrifying.
    27. getthesaltnburn reblogged this from lokilaufeysonandceaseatoncestark and added:
      Oh hey, I have this This is the voice I can say “go fuck yourself” in and people won’t realise for three whole minutes...
    28. lokilaufeysonandceaseatoncestark reblogged this from fuckyeahretailrobin and added:
      Oh the retail voice. Forever making people think I’m actually super nice...am always...
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      Voice was pretty bad when I first started my job… it was so sugary sweet that honey was practically dripping off my...
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      an unappetizing medical condition, i really don’t have much of a voice right now—but i
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